Porch Pirates

Name: Porch Pirates
Released: 2024-11-28
Rating: 3

3.0/10 (4)

·2024· 107 min

Director: Jeff Hamm

"The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice."

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

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Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

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Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Charley

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Molly Peyton White

Sarah

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

Noah Archibald

Bobby

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Cody C King

Delivery Man

In brief

Porch Pirates (2024) is a comedy, family, crime film. With an average rating of 3.0/10 from 4 votes, viewer opinions are mixed. The film runs 1h 47min. Check current streaming availability in the "Where to watch" section above.

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Where can I watch Porch Pirates online?

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How long is Porch Pirates?

Porch Pirates runs 107 minutes (1h 47min).

What rating does Porch Pirates have?

Porch Pirates has an average rating of 3.0/10 based on 4 viewer votes on TMDB.

What year is Porch Pirates from?

Porch Pirates was released in 2024.